My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
(Source: dirkstridersochinchin)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
